The Shackled Testicle

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for April 23rd!

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for April 23rd!

Domesticity Meme

askboxmemes:

If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them

who cooks normally?:

how often do they fight?:

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:

nicknames for each other?:

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:

who steals the covers at night?:

what would they get each other for gifts?:

who remembers things?:

who cusses more?:

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:

who kissed who first?:

who made the first move?:

who started the relationship?:

spockhetti:

bibliotheksbewohnerin:

sometimes I think about how many meat-based proverbs there are in German:

to be as happy as a schnitzel

that’s sausage to me

eveything has an end, only the sausage has two

meat is my vegetable

to be an offended liver sausage

to be offered an extra sausage

now it’s about the sausage

to throw a sausage at the bacon side

german is weird

exemplarybehaviour:

I thought this woman was baby talking some pigeons but then it turned out there was a baby

platooon:

ohnoproblems:

catgirlxlrg:

The Lusty Argonian Maid by Plus3Defense

OH MY GOD

Ohhhhh MY!!!!
tysonhesse:

Bonkey Dong Family

tysonhesse:

Bonkey Dong Family