Go bleach your roots, creep
I managed to get literally all of those except the one where you actually explain it, despite all of the circles

I cannot believe skype

I’m so done with skype tonight

goodbye world, may skype forever rest in fucking pieces

butlerbookbinding:

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

Reblog for last comment

The bear clerics used every ounce of ursine divine magic they had, and they still aren’t sure it was enough.

butlerbookbinding:

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

The bear clerics used every ounce of ursine divine magic they had, and they still aren’t sure it was enough.

I’M GOING BACK TO BEING INVISIBLE ON SKYPE

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

BOOZLE

SKYPE IS NOT SENDING ANY OF MY MESSAGES

SEND HELP

I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG

I SWEAR TO GOD SKYPE

DO NOT SEND THE SECOND HALF OF THAT MESSAGE AND WITHOLD THE CONTEXT

I WILL SCREAM

IT IS TEN THIRTY AT NIGHT AND I WILL SCREAM

Someone give me a site where I can watch a subbed version of the new Sailor Moon, without giving my computer a shitton of viruses.

PSA

addams-beineke:

DO NOT FUCKING SING ALONG WHEN YOU GO TO BROADWAY MUSICALS. PEOPLE PAY GOOD MONEY TO HEAR THE PEOPLE ON STAGE SING. NOT YOU, A RANDOM AUDIENCE MEMBER. IF THE PEOPLE ON STAGE DON’T WANT YOU UNWRAPPING CANDIES, THEN THEY CERTAINLY DON’T WANT YOU SINGING. BUY THE GODDAMN CAST RECORDING AND SING ALONG ALL YOU WANT AT HOME, BUT NOT IN THE FUCKING THEATRE. 

mudboned:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

STOP

mudboned:

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

STOP

Woo

I had a muse to do some writing, and I’ve been avoiding my book because I kept thinking I had done some long, boring, drawn out description, but it’s actually not as bad as I remembered.

It’s actually pretty good imo

I’m gonna keep it. c: