My mom just came over and poked my boob
I only had to steal two of these to go along with my pirate costume.
Finally, the stack of rings I don’t wear anymore comes in handy
My mom just got all excited because a package came in the mail. She opened it up to show my grandma some cool thing she bought, only to find a stack of catalogs, and a thing of lube for me.
Because I instantly laughed when I saw the censoring they did to Peach’s undergarments. As a fellow Tumblr-ian said, “welcome to the void”
Sorry Clumzy, couldn’t think of a comic revolving “dad” ;A;
More wonderful pics of me as Mystique by Snow Storm Studio!
"don’t talk to me, don’t look at me; i want to pretend you don’t even exist."
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